Kids say the funniest things

On having homosexuality explained

"That's gross. Not the bit about girls kissing girls though, that's pretty good."

School

"I don't understand why I have to go to school at all, the internet knows more than all the teachers there put together."

Religion

"If I was god I would make all the girls in the world wear no clothes."

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On the floor.

Pick me up.

Bring rope and tackle.

About

The Minister is a middle-aged, middle-class, extra-large male living in the ‘Northern Home Counties’/East of England. When he has no option or excuse to do otherwise the Minister practices the dark art of the law.

The Minister prefers to write in black ink (utilising blue ink only when in a bad mood) and thinks very poorly of anyone who uses Arial font.

For the avoidance of doubt, the Minister is neither ordained nor a politician. Allegations to the contrary will be referred to the Ministry for Justice.