If you've Merk'd me, does that make you a merkin?

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Hmm... Good question, Rio.

I know I have a great deal of respect for people who use the word 'faggot' on national radio, have four driving bans and a drink-driving conviction to their name, and who skip drugs test.

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The Minister is a middle-aged, middle-class, extra-large male living in the ‘Northern Home Counties’/East of England. When he has no option or excuse to do otherwise the Minister practices the dark art of the law.

The Minister prefers to write in black ink (utilising blue ink only when in a bad mood) and thinks very poorly of anyone who uses Arial font.

For the avoidance of doubt, the Minister is neither ordained nor a politician. Allegations to the contrary will be referred to the Ministry for Justice.