I got a lion in my pocket and, baby, he's ready to roar

So...

this

and

this.

Fantastic.

There are flaws in both ideas, but two thumbs up from this Ministry.

It's just a shame Arrivederci has sat there biting his fingernails for the past 18 months instead of actually bellowing this sort of stuff from the rooftops.

Because now it resembles nothing more than just one big, last-minute panic.

About

The Minister is a middle-aged, middle-class, extra-large male living in the ‘Northern Home Counties’/East of England. When he has no option or excuse to do otherwise the Minister practices the dark art of the law.

The Minister prefers to write in black ink (utilising blue ink only when in a bad mood) and thinks very poorly of anyone who uses Arial font.

For the avoidance of doubt, the Minister is neither ordained nor a politician. Allegations to the contrary will be referred to the Ministry for Justice.